DID TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you're lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a bunch? Spill the tea. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a cuppa and you can tell us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Did sumfin tick ya off? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could explod